Overheard in New York

I have heard of a hilarious webside called "overheard in new york". Here is the link:
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
Basically, people write in funny or unusual conversations they overheard while in New York City. Here is my overheard moment during lunchtime yesterday. I was walking past a guy in a jogging suit and thick Brooklyn accent. He was on his phone and this is what he said, "man I was so tired, I told my boss I needed to schedule a power meeting with my eyelids". Note this is even more humorous when spoken with a Brooklyn accent.