Monday, October 12, 2009


Today I found a white hair on my head. Actually two. They were about two inches long each and all wiry. I imange if they could talk, they would sound like Bea Arthur. Am I really that old?

I assume when I age, I am going to look a lot like my Mom. Below is a picture of her back when she was current age. I'm not quite one in the picture and my older sister Angela is almost 3. Oh and she was a size four...after two children, that skinny bitch. She still is a beautiful woman...with a full head of thick brown hair (very few white hairs). In a few months, she turns 60. I want to throw her a party or something to show my gratitude for giving me something to look forward to.


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