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Taken from the Chicago Redeye newspaper:
Pittsburgh police say a high school student is facing charges for using a biology class snake as a jump rope. The boy will be charged with theft and cruelty to animals. The animal survived the ordeal and was being examined by a veterinarian. Pittsburgh Public School officials on Tuesday were not immediately able to say what kind of snake it was, although RedEye would venture to guess it was an angry one.

Ah ha ha ha! I love whomever wrote the last line.