Why I never answer the phone

Sounds like someone is being visited by the parents this weekend.

Actual Craig's List posting:
Three years of Playgirl Magazines for FREE FREE FREE (East Village)
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-04-15, 7:50PM EDT

over 36 playgirl magazines MINT for free. No space. Must go this weekend. Please Call April Davids at (212) 308-5871 - (646) 840-0561 - (212) 230-1030.