Overheard quips

More Overheard in New York:

Columbia student, on her public health exam: I just didn't know where to put the gonorrhea! It had to go somewhere, I just couldn't figure out where!

My guess she also is afraid of riding tractors in a bikini.

Budget Vin Diesel: I love bacon. If I could, I would put bacon in my cereal.

Finally, someone who gets me.