I feel safer already

So yesterday night, the army recruitment center in Times Square was bombed. It is located literally one block from my apartment. Of course I slept though the whole ordeal and did not find out about it until my Mother called me that afternoon all panicked. I guess that would explain the helicopters buzzing around overhead while I walked to work.

In other news, on my way to work this morning, I passed three uniformed cops. I overheard one say to the other "man, there isn't even one crack head out".

Your welcome.